The Law of Money Topics

I think I am just plain dumb. I totally can't read a woman's mood or her temperament or just totally don't understand her.....

Sunday night and everything was well. Heck, we went to have another nice Japanese dinner at Jurin and after that a nice cone of Haagen Dazs for both of us. I even met her mom and fetched her home.
So, what happened last night? I called her slightly late, some 15 minutes. Silly me, i should not lie on the bed calling her. After all, when you are calling the girl you like, you should sit on a chair or on the floor or standing up. Never, never, never do it lying down! Cause if you don't get through you may accidentally fall asleep. And that is what happened to me yesterday night.

When i get through to her, I say sorry, I fell asleep and lets talk. She tells me she wants to brush her teeth...so she will call me when she's done. Now, i wanted to make sure i am the one to call her, so i confirmed...."You will call me and I answer or you will MISS call me and I call you back?".....So she says she will MISS call me. Done....

So she calls back like some 5 minutes later and we start chatting. For all the topics to bring up, she asked if I was going to call the home phone from now on, since i was questioning her about the MISS call thing....Now....This is where if the guy is smart, and I say IF (one big giant IF), he would realize she is saying "Well, are you feeling the pinch on your pocket for mobile to mobile?"

But like the stupid dude I am, I actually tell her, "YES!".....Oh mommy! Die!!!Die!!!Die!!!
I go on to say that i am looking for another package that would use the same mobile provider with her and that's DIGI instead of mine which is MAXIS. Anyway....i go on rambling about this and how lazy i am to get it done, but will get it done, and asks if she wants to come along with me to get it done.

Then, she say's "You sound unhappy"...And proceeds to tell me she is getting "Man Chang" and frus and irritated by me....Darn...WTF?? What did I do? **

**Note: Men shouldn't complain...If they complain, they better find a solution. When they find a solution, they better dun be lazy. They better solve it. And don't ask anyone else to solve it....And don't even make it sound like you are asking the person to go wif you, coz you may want them to solve it for you.....AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Then she received a phone call on the land line....She talked awhile on the land line and then she hung up on me.....SHE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!! I was like shit....WTF? She really feels for this thing...So i wait awhile and call her back. She didn't apologize which told me that was deliberate hanging up....So we continued talking and she told me that she wasn't really in a good mood, and i need to be more sensitive when I talk. ###

### Note: Talk about anything under the sky and over the universe, but make sure it does not lead to $$$$. So think ahead.....If the conversation will converge on $$$$, do not bring it up.

<------ Malaysian Ringgit = $$$$$. Thre is RM168 here.

Hence I have formulated a mathematical formula.

"Dengan itu, kita mendapat satu formula baru di mana apabila had fungsi x mendekati infiniti, dan fungsi itu adalah sama dengan duit, fungsi itu akan tiba-tiba mendekati nilai sifar."

lim f(x*n), n->∞ = $, f(x*n) = 0,

where f(x*n) is a conversation and n is any possibility of topic.
If n leads to $, then end the conversation, therefore f(x*n) = 0.

Listen to lecturer....

Anyway, we talked it out like the good adults that we are and ended the conversation a in civil manner. I managed to make her laugh once or twice and when she did that, I realized i really cared for her as i did not want the conversation to end with both of us unhappy. Finally, I agreed to call her tonight on my mobile......

Me = Stupid dude....

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New Penang CM's current home

I was having dinner with some friends last night at this fantastic restaurant called Cuisine Bou down at Burmah Road. It serves very good Japanese food. We were all yet to dig into any Hiyashi Chuuka, Sake Kawa Temaki, Sake Teriyaki...etc..etc.. when all of a sudden, one of them asks, "Where does Lim Guan Eng stay?" Who you may ask is Lim Guan Eng?


This yah, is Lim Guan Eng (with his arms spread wide).....New Penang Chief Minister after 18 years of some other guy called Dr. Koh Tsu Koon....The Penangites got fed up of 18 years of Dr. Koh, so we threw him and his party out of the state and got this fella and his party, the Opposition DAP, in. Though i must make a passing remark that in defeat, the whole Malaysia saw how graceful Dr. Koh was in handing over the reins of power.....Kudos to Dr. Koh! (see smaller pic)

I know where he stays and i know there are many Penangites who know where he is staying but my friend is from Damansara so he was just curious. Why would you want to know where Guan Eng is staying? Going to stalk him? Going to pay him a visit? Take photos? Hai....no need lah...The man already got lots of pics of him.

I think YAB would want a quiet time around the house where he is currently staying. It is a modest corner, semi-detached. You would not even think twice about looking at it. That i think is how our Malaysian politicians should live. Modestly....YAB said the Rumah Tetamu (Guest House in English), official residence of the CM is having 'atap bocor' and will cost RM300000 to repair. I was like WTF???????? Atap bocor until so bad that it will cost RM300000?????

Where's the proper maintenance on a place like this? For heaven's sake, that's the CM's official house. Why is the upkeep so terrible? Where were the people taking care of the house that, now with a new CM, he cannot even move in?? And to move in he would have to fork out another RM300000 of Penang tax payers money to repair. And rightly so that he did not do that......
So what happened to taxpayers money allocated for the upkeep of the Rumah Tetamu? One can only wonder how come some other politicians are richer.....Hai...

Tinggal sendiri punya rumah lebih bagus. Don't fuss over some official residence. I think its only right. It is just for pure show off that the CM needs an official residence. In fact, i think we should just do away with the official house. If Datuk Seri Abdullah comes a calling, he can visit Guan Eng at KOMTAR or that little house. Perhaps, we should let government officials stay at government quarters...Hahahaha.... :D

But I digress. I did have an inkling where he was staying when, on one early Saturday morning, after buying my Tausa Pau and driving off from the kopitiam, i saw PG1....Official CM car outside the house...Then i knew that Mr. Lim had taken up residence at Mr. Lim's.

Anyway, my friend did not give a satisfactory answer, so i decided it best not to tell him or anyone. C'mon.....it took us 40 years to vote in an Opposition for State Govt. and you want to scare their leader away?

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