The Law of Money Topics

I think I am just plain dumb. I totally can't read a woman's mood or her temperament or just totally don't understand her.....

Sunday night and everything was well. Heck, we went to have another nice Japanese dinner at Jurin and after that a nice cone of Haagen Dazs for both of us. I even met her mom and fetched her home.
So, what happened last night? I called her slightly late, some 15 minutes. Silly me, i should not lie on the bed calling her. After all, when you are calling the girl you like, you should sit on a chair or on the floor or standing up. Never, never, never do it lying down! Cause if you don't get through you may accidentally fall asleep. And that is what happened to me yesterday night.

When i get through to her, I say sorry, I fell asleep and lets talk. She tells me she wants to brush her teeth...so she will call me when she's done. Now, i wanted to make sure i am the one to call her, so i confirmed...."You will call me and I answer or you will MISS call me and I call you back?".....So she says she will MISS call me. Done....

So she calls back like some 5 minutes later and we start chatting. For all the topics to bring up, she asked if I was going to call the home phone from now on, since i was questioning her about the MISS call thing....Now....This is where if the guy is smart, and I say IF (one big giant IF), he would realize she is saying "Well, are you feeling the pinch on your pocket for mobile to mobile?"

But like the stupid dude I am, I actually tell her, "YES!".....Oh mommy! Die!!!Die!!!Die!!!
I go on to say that i am looking for another package that would use the same mobile provider with her and that's DIGI instead of mine which is MAXIS. Anyway....i go on rambling about this and how lazy i am to get it done, but will get it done, and asks if she wants to come along with me to get it done.

Then, she say's "You sound unhappy"...And proceeds to tell me she is getting "Man Chang" and frus and irritated by me....Darn...WTF?? What did I do? **

**Note: Men shouldn't complain...If they complain, they better find a solution. When they find a solution, they better dun be lazy. They better solve it. And don't ask anyone else to solve it....And don't even make it sound like you are asking the person to go wif you, coz you may want them to solve it for you.....AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Then she received a phone call on the land line....She talked awhile on the land line and then she hung up on me.....SHE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!! I was like shit....WTF? She really feels for this thing...So i wait awhile and call her back. She didn't apologize which told me that was deliberate hanging up....So we continued talking and she told me that she wasn't really in a good mood, and i need to be more sensitive when I talk. ###

### Note: Talk about anything under the sky and over the universe, but make sure it does not lead to $$$$. So think ahead.....If the conversation will converge on $$$$, do not bring it up.

<------ Malaysian Ringgit = $$$$$. Thre is RM168 here.

Hence I have formulated a mathematical formula.

"Dengan itu, kita mendapat satu formula baru di mana apabila had fungsi x mendekati infiniti, dan fungsi itu adalah sama dengan duit, fungsi itu akan tiba-tiba mendekati nilai sifar."

lim f(x*n), n->∞ = $, f(x*n) = 0,

where f(x*n) is a conversation and n is any possibility of topic.
If n leads to $, then end the conversation, therefore f(x*n) = 0.

Listen to lecturer....

Anyway, we talked it out like the good adults that we are and ended the conversation a in civil manner. I managed to make her laugh once or twice and when she did that, I realized i really cared for her as i did not want the conversation to end with both of us unhappy. Finally, I agreed to call her tonight on my mobile......

Me = Stupid dude....

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